Hipster Olympics

My favorite quote:

You know, like silver's the new gold. But Thursday's the new Friday. Yeah, but Tuesday's the new Thursday. Empanadas are the new cupcakes. Global warming is the new empanada though. You know, it's like pirates are the new ninjas. Robots were the new pirates, so. Chuck Norris is the new robot. Actually unicorn's the new Chuck Norris. Yeah, but hobo's the new unicorns.